It’s all been a cruel figment of my imagination only to be figured out much too late.
They say you can’t miss something you never had but I miss the person I was supposed to be.
Every. Fucking. Day.
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
driving past your old elementary school like